Friday, March 14, 2008

Subconscious Actions

In an especially generous attempt to entertain the students at my school, I fell down the stairs this week and broke my toe. This is my fourth annual springtime foot injury. I'm thinking it may be a subliminal self-sabotage of my attempts to work out before the onset of evil summer-wear time. I will reflect on this. Will not have fabulous bod this year. Bugger. Will still have very good time wearing jeans and turtlenecks to the beach.

2 comments:

FRITZ said...

NO SHIT!

You DID NOT break your toe again. This reminds me of the summer we met (sigh).

I actually think this is a beautifully poetic moment.

I will also be wearing jeans and turtlenecks to the beach.

Yarnhead said...

I was just telling my sister yesterday how we became best friends. I met you and I told you that my big toe was broken. I said it had been broken for a while and wouldn't heal. You said, "OMG! You have Necrotizing fasciitis. You could die any minute." I knew at that moment that I loved you and we'd be BFF.